Remote

The rabbit will charge me a quarter each time I press a button (I am not going to be watching anything now).

Lemon

Life gives you lemons, the rabbit says, "Squirt it into people's eyes" (ahh, my eyes!).

Bottle Opener

The rabbit found another robot to bring about world domination (more like destruction).

Tokyo Rumble

The rabbit wants to be a street punk (Tokyo is in danger).

Legendary

The rabbit says he is the legend (I am too scared to oppose him).

Hi-Chew

The rabbit is hiding my hi-chew saying, "It's a wrapper saying 'ew'" (I want my hi-chew back!).

King of Tokyo

The rabbit is taking place of the gorilla (the rabbit would win as king of tokyo).

Boss

The rabbit wants to be featured as a boss monster in the game (I don't think anyone will win if the rabbit appears in the game).

Olaf

Olaf and the rabbit are plotting how to change winter into summer (Olaf, you need to get away from that rabbit).

Legs

The rabbit is building a robot (not again).

Bow

The rabbit presents the lion as a present (yay, play on words there).

Christmas Presents

The rabbit says anything under that tree is free loot (that is not how presents work).

Santa

The rabbit wants Santa to gift him world domination (sigh, I don't think Santa can give you that).

Elf

The rabbit wants the lion to act like an elf and enter Santa's workplace (no, I don't want Santa to be angry with me).

First Aid Ointment

The rabbit is offering me an amazing deal (that is mine in the first place and I need to use the ointment).

Toothbrush

The rabbit wants to sell my toothbrush (a very bad business idea).

Lip Balm

The rabbit wants to sell lost lip balm (I was looking for that).

Echo Dot

The rabbit wants Echo Dot to be his slave (I really hope the AI never get smart enough to be able to take over the world).

New York

The rabbit wants to visit New York (where does he get that?).

Blanket

The blanket makes him feel like royalty (I really do need to hide away my credit cards and turn off the WiFi in the apartment).

Pizza

The rabbit rewards the lion a pizza slice for a successful diet for so long (poor lion when he finds out the slice is a pillow).

Gift Wrapping

The rabbit has a new business idea of gift wrapping (he is using my tape).

Beanie

The rabbit's ears are cold (I need that beanie when I go outside).

Walnuts

The rabbit wants to call them "brainut" (now I don't want to eat walnuts anymore).

Sugar

The rabbit says I need to add the whole bag of sugar to my unsweetened Almond Breeze (sigh, I better hide the sugar).

Potty

Now, I understand how the rabbit can binge so much food (I am a tad disturbed that his poop has a smile).

Envelope

The rabbit open my job's paycheck (now he knows how much money to take from me).

Pencil Bag

The rabbit wants to convert all of my jeans into pencil bags (I need my jeans to survive this winter!).

Celery

The rabbit is helping the lion to keep on a diet (sadly, the rabbit does it to torture the lion).

Turkey

The rabbit says this bird is all his (how can he eat a whole turkey?).

Hourglass

The rabbit says my time is up (I think he has been watching too much Wizard of Oz).

Battery Tester

The rabbit wants to check to see if I am still living (that won't work on humans, I hope).

Ants

The rabbit claims the ants are his fans not pest (I don't think bugs care).

Wicked Witch of the East

The rabbit wants the ruby slippers and sell them on eBay (the rabbit would look funny wearing them).

Bucket

The rabbit says this bucket is for throw-ups (I won't be checking for my lost socks there anymore). 

Artichoke Hearts

The rabbit doesn't see how this food prevent the choking of hearts (it's arti not anti).

Lotion

The rabbit wants the lion to use this liquid as lotion (it's BBQ sauce, gross).

Tissues

A new hiding spot for the lion to jump out and eat his prey (I plan on not using tissues for a while now).

Animals

The rabbit is trying to raise an army (I feel like I am in the book Animal Farm).

Artwork

The rabbit is proud of his drawing (he didn't draw this).

Charger

The rabbit is going to take my charger away (I said it's a "rabbit" charger to make a bad pun like "rapid" charger)

Diet

The rabbit says the lion must eat only granola bars from now on and you can see the lion's reaction (I like how the rabbit left out that he is going to eat all kind of food).

Bookkeeping

The rabbit wants the term "bookkeeping" to describe the fact I keep these books (strangely, I want to agree with him).

CD

The rabbit wants to burn a CD (ahh! That is not what burning a CD means).

Radishes

The rabbit is practicing his world domination speech to a group of radishes (all I can think of is a very bad pun of "Rad is 'he's is going to dominate the world'")

Skis

The rabbit found out that ski resort has a bunny hill, where he plans to recruit them for world domination (he is going to be sorely disappointed when he finds out the meaning of a "bunny hill"). 

Air Fresher

The rabbit wants one that come with carrot scented (I am content with the one I got).

Small World

The rabbit feels this will be a good stepping stone toward world domination (let's hope he doesn't conquer the small world then).

Big Brother?

The rabbit found "Big Brother" and is going to try to use it for world domination (luckily, it is only a printer).

To Work

The rabbit says, "Today is bring your rabbit to work day" (a blatant lie for smuggling inside my car to go to my job with me).