Water

The rabbit says he drank that amount of water (he is so tiny, how could he do it? Also, I hope he does not hoard up the water).

Sunburn Relief

The rabbit says he will charge me for every usage (I am going to try to not get any sunburn this week).

Yoga Mat

The rabbit is planning on spooking me when I open the mat (maybe I should just never open it and walk away).

Foot Powder

The rabbit wants to apply powder to his feet (I do not have the guts to inform him that he doesn't have any).

Bad "Hare" Day

The rabbit is combing his ears.

Greedy

The rabbit claims all food is his.

High in the Tree

The rabbit says he plans to attack any unsuspecting creature that come his way.

Campout

The rabbit claims he set up everything himself.

Journey

The rabbit is ready for an adventure. Funny how he left out that I will be doing all of the walking.

To Drink or Not to Drink?

The rabbit offers me a drink, which I decline. I do not trust anything given to me from him.

Basketball

The rabbit wants to be LeBron James when he grows up. I don't think the rabbit will experience a growth spurt.

Alarm Clock

The rabbit thinks my clock is too large and red. I like my clock the way it is.

Computer

Alarming to see the rabbit playing around with the internals of a PC.

Glass Bottle

The rabbit wanted some peace and quiet. Must be nice to not need oxygen to live.

Ancient

The rabbit says I am ancient to still be using a letter these days. I never thought I would know something that modern generation would most likely never use.

Butterfly

The rabbit says he hatched and is now a butterfly. I think mechanical wings don't count.

Metamorphosis

The rabbit thinks he is a caterpillar changing into a beautiful butterfly.

Soda Record

The rabbit wants me to contact Guinness World Record for most soda drank by an animal. He is not fooling me, those bottles were left behind by my friend.

Cool

The rabbit wanted the world to know he is cool (notice how his ear is covering the rest of the words).

Samurai

 

The rabbit wants to be a samurai.

Broken Scale

The rabbit broke up the scale after it didn't register his weight. I am speechless.

Soap

The rabbit says,"It's time to clean my mouth for badmouthing him about not being able to wield a human-size sword." I would make a comment, but I do not want soap in my mouth again.

Pen

The rabbit agrees the pen is mightier than the sword. I like how he left out the fact he cannot wield a human-size sword, yet he can wield a human-size pen as a weapon.

Headstand

The rabbit says, "Look no hands." Maybe for him, this move should be called "earstand."

Food of Oz

"Radish, bell pepper, and mushroom. Oh my!" says the rabbit. Now, he mocks my food.

Experience

The rabbit says he still cannot understand me after walking for a mile in my shoe.

Tissue Box

Jack-in-the-box is nothing compared to the rabbit-in-the box.

Hair

The rabbit is sad about my baldness. I had to ask why. He says he would love to hide in my hair and jump out to spook people. I should have known.

Goggles

The rabbit is trying out a new look.

Bananas

The rabbit found a hammock within the bananas.