Shrimp

Why do we call people shrimp if they are short? The rabbit wants the term to be "rabbit" instead.

Nutty

The rabbit conclude that I am nutty since I drink almond milk.

Charging Phone

The rabbit is charging up the phone, so he can play more Pokemon Go (I need that phone back).

Pokemon Go

The rabbit says he will be the very best, since he knows what it like to be them (My phone! I need it back.)

Sumo Wrestlers

The rabbit got sumo wrestlers to be his bodyguards (I hope they are not hitmen).

Icy Hot Balm

The rabbit says he wants to apply the balm for me (I refuse any help from this creature).

Slide

Sigh, I told the rabbit to not play with his food.

Lint

The rabbit is using my lint roller to groom himself.

Royalty Payment

The rabbit demands a quarter for every time his name is used (luckily I only use his name once).

Shoes

The rabbit is knocked out by my shoes' smell (it does not smell that bad).

Accident?

The rabbit says I left him, so he had an accident (I was at work just like any other day).

Notebook

The rabbit is taking notes of what I do (I am scared).

Book Ending

The rabbit says that the book is leaving him hanging (not what I meant when I said the book ending left me hanging).

Lord of the Pills

The rabbit says to call him the drug lord (those are supplements, not sure how successful he will be).

Time Master

The rabbit is not impressed in how fast I am exercising.

Naming Berries

Blackberries, blueberries, and raspberries? The rabbit is wondering why not "redberries?"

Grapefruit

The rabbit is wondering why we need to label grapefruit as a fruit, since the name contains it.

Toilet Paper

The rabbit is charging high prices for toilet paper (time to visit friends and public building).

Joy

The rabbit ate all of my chocolate and is happy (sigh, I knew I should have hidden them better).

Scent

Says he is trying to mask his scent from any potential dogs and hunters (why? I may never know).

More World Domination Speeches

The rabbit finds other similar white objects to practice his speech to.

Practice Make Perfect

Oh dear, the rabbit is practicing his world dominion speech to his pretend audience.

Hungry

The rabbit wants me to cook all of this for his dinner tonight (where does he find the room in his stomach).

Happiness Comes in Shade of Orange

The rabbit will pardon my past puns (whew, I hope he doesn't carrot all for this particular pun).

Name Changing Machine?

If bread goes in and comes out as toast, the rabbit wonders what new name he will obtain if he goes in (he will be one burnt bunny).

Metal Meal

The rabbit wonders how I can digest steel? (I will not correct him.)

Names Are Misleading

The rabbit want to meet the horse that grew the radish (the name horseradish doesn't mean that).

Dough

The rabbit is not pleased that I gave him pizza dough when he said, "Cough up the dough."

Kimchi

I do have to agree with the rabbit about kimchi being smelly.

The Towel

Now, I know why the water bill was high this month (also, the rabbit claims he doesn't need a smaller towel).