Halloween

Be very afraid (this makes me want to laugh, but I don't want to crush the lion's attempt at being scary).

Cone of Shame

The rabbit wants all humans to wear the cone of shame (ah, I need to get away).

Tools

The rabbit found tools (now I am afraid to find what is broken).

Weight Lifting

The rabbit says, "No pain no gain" (I don't think this counts).

The Doctor

The rabbit is trying to convince the doctor to take him in the TARDIS back in time of the samurai in Japan (on one hand to be rid of the rabbit would be great, on the other hand I don't want to discover that the rabbit became a famous samurai).

Japanese

The rabbit attempting to learn Japanese (his real motive is to travel to Japan to acquire samurai's equipment and training).

Armor

The rabbit helps the lion be protected from his dates' rejections (I doubt external armor could protect his inner feelings).

Coupons

The rabbit says that he would make a saving by using the coupons (by using my credit card?).

Sleep Mask

The lion doesn't want to take off his sleep mask (it would make the blind date a literal thing).

Ghost

The rabbit is telling him that marshmallows are ghosts (I really should have stopped the lion from watching Ghostbusters). 

Caber Toss

The lion trying to do a caber toss that he saw (I don't think he can do it as well as the Scottish people).

Pineapple slicer

The rabbit told lion that this device will be used to stuff him into (hey, I need that to slice some pineapples).

Tomato Soup

The rabbit says the soup is made from blood (I don't feel like eating tomato soup anymore).

Cashews

The rabbit wants to claim false advertising, because he see the word cash with no cash inside (the rabbit is hiding the full word "cashews"). 

Bean Couch

The rabbit says this spot is ideal to attack the unsuspecting humans (sigh, another area I got to be wary of).

Monster

The rabbit wants to know which is more scary (if at first impression, rabbit would lose to the Mike Wazowski pumpkin, yet over time people will learn to fear the rabbit).

Lego

The rabbit found a new place for the lion to hide out (well, I won't be playing with Lego anytime soon).

Made in China

The rabbit told the lion that he was made in China, which caused him to cry (funny, how the rabbit does not reveal he was also made in China).

Music

The lion never knew that Apple could provide such music (he doesn't know that the fruit apple and the company Apple are two different things). 

Jar

The rabbit says he has a jar of monsters' eyeballs (they are sweet peppers stuffed with goat cheese).

Water

The lion is afraid of melting like the Wicked Witch of the West (I think the lion shouldn't watch any more movies).

Goggles

The rabbit encourage the lion to wear glasses, since the ladies like a smart man (first off, glasses don't make you smart, and those are goggles, which are too large for him).

Helmet Hair

The rabbit knows where the lion is (the lion needs to improve his hiding skills).

Helmet

Ready to take on the world (um, I think the lion is taking this a tad extreme).

Frisbee Golf

The lion is preventing me from playing Frisbee golf (I think it was all planned).

Glove

The lion found a new place to sleep (I guess I won't be playing baseball anytime soon).

Dressers

The lion feels he is on top of the world (I am not sure how he got up there).

Apples

The lion found a new hunting spot (he doesn't got the hiding skill down yet).

Fly Swatter

The rabbit helping him on how to act around the ladies (the rabbit is enjoying this too much).

Necklace

The lion learn that clothes make a difference, so he is wearing this necklace (I try to tell him that the ladies will not think that as attractive).

Dating

The lion is reading up tips to help him date (umm, this book is for humans despite the title saying dummies).