Turkey

The rabbit says this bird is all his (how can he eat a whole turkey?).

Hourglass

The rabbit says my time is up (I think he has been watching too much Wizard of Oz).

Battery Tester

The rabbit wants to check to see if I am still living (that won't work on humans, I hope).

Ants

The rabbit claims the ants are his fans not pest (I don't think bugs care).

Wicked Witch of the East

The rabbit wants the ruby slippers and sell them on eBay (the rabbit would look funny wearing them).

Bucket

The rabbit says this bucket is for throw-ups (I won't be checking for my lost socks there anymore). 

Artichoke Hearts

The rabbit doesn't see how this food prevent the choking of hearts (it's arti not anti).

Lotion

The rabbit wants the lion to use this liquid as lotion (it's BBQ sauce, gross).

Tissues

A new hiding spot for the lion to jump out and eat his prey (I plan on not using tissues for a while now).

Animals

The rabbit is trying to raise an army (I feel like I am in the book Animal Farm).

Artwork

The rabbit is proud of his drawing (he didn't draw this).

Charger

The rabbit is going to take my charger away (I said it's a "rabbit" charger to make a bad pun like "rapid" charger)

Diet

The rabbit says the lion must eat only granola bars from now on and you can see the lion's reaction (I like how the rabbit left out that he is going to eat all kind of food).

Bookkeeping

The rabbit wants the term "bookkeeping" to describe the fact I keep these books (strangely, I want to agree with him).

CD

The rabbit wants to burn a CD (ahh! That is not what burning a CD means).

Radishes

The rabbit is practicing his world domination speech to a group of radishes (all I can think of is a very bad pun of "Rad is 'he's is going to dominate the world'")

Skis

The rabbit found out that ski resort has a bunny hill, where he plans to recruit them for world domination (he is going to be sorely disappointed when he finds out the meaning of a "bunny hill"). 

Air Fresher

The rabbit wants one that come with carrot scented (I am content with the one I got).

Small World

The rabbit feels this will be a good stepping stone toward world domination (let's hope he doesn't conquer the small world then).

Big Brother?

The rabbit found "Big Brother" and is going to try to use it for world domination (luckily, it is only a printer).

To Work

The rabbit says, "Today is bring your rabbit to work day" (a blatant lie for smuggling inside my car to go to my job with me).

Vote

The rabbit made his vote (I hope everyone made their votes as well).

Movie

The rabbit wants hands like Edward (I know how diabolical the rabbit can be, so I will never do it).

Shrimps

The rabbit and lion are going to have a feast (sigh, I made that meal for myself too).

Almond Milk

The rabbit realize that almond milk is mostly almonds and water (I doubt it will be a breeze to create almond milk).

Bread

The rabbit plans to create bread and sell them for a profit (yeah, using my ingredients I bought to avoid spending any money doesn't count as making a profit).

Contact Lenses

The rabbit wants to go into the contact lenses business (he is using my contact lenses to sell to others, I better hide them).

Oil

The rabbit is going to try to discover a oil well to strike it rich (hopefully this means he no longer uses my money).

Onion

The rabbit is calling me a crybaby (I cannot help that onion makes me cry).

Broke

The rabbit is not happy that I didn't take him trick-or-treating (I don't want people to think I am odd for bringing a rabbit door-to-door).