Remote

The rabbit will charge me a quarter each time I press a button (I am not going to be watching anything now).

Lemon

Life gives you lemons, the rabbit says, "Squirt it into people's eyes" (ahh, my eyes!).

Bottle Opener

The rabbit found another robot to bring about world domination (more like destruction).

Tokyo Rumble

The rabbit wants to be a street punk (Tokyo is in danger).

Legendary

The rabbit says he is the legend (I am too scared to oppose him).

Hi-Chew

The rabbit is hiding my hi-chew saying, "It's a wrapper saying 'ew'" (I want my hi-chew back!).

King of Tokyo

The rabbit is taking place of the gorilla (the rabbit would win as king of tokyo).

Boss

The rabbit wants to be featured as a boss monster in the game (I don't think anyone will win if the rabbit appears in the game).

Olaf

Olaf and the rabbit are plotting how to change winter into summer (Olaf, you need to get away from that rabbit).

Legs

The rabbit is building a robot (not again).

Bow

The rabbit presents the lion as a present (yay, play on words there).

Christmas Presents

The rabbit says anything under that tree is free loot (that is not how presents work).

Santa

The rabbit wants Santa to gift him world domination (sigh, I don't think Santa can give you that).

Elf

The rabbit wants the lion to act like an elf and enter Santa's workplace (no, I don't want Santa to be angry with me).

First Aid Ointment

The rabbit is offering me an amazing deal (that is mine in the first place and I need to use the ointment).

Toothbrush

The rabbit wants to sell my toothbrush (a very bad business idea).

Lip Balm

The rabbit wants to sell lost lip balm (I was looking for that).

Echo Dot

The rabbit wants Echo Dot to be his slave (I really hope the AI never get smart enough to be able to take over the world).

New York

The rabbit wants to visit New York (where does he get that?).

Blanket

The blanket makes him feel like royalty (I really do need to hide away my credit cards and turn off the WiFi in the apartment).

Pizza

The rabbit rewards the lion a pizza slice for a successful diet for so long (poor lion when he finds out the slice is a pillow).

Gift Wrapping

The rabbit has a new business idea of gift wrapping (he is using my tape).

Beanie

The rabbit's ears are cold (I need that beanie when I go outside).

Walnuts

The rabbit wants to call them "brainut" (now I don't want to eat walnuts anymore).

Sugar

The rabbit says I need to add the whole bag of sugar to my unsweetened Almond Breeze (sigh, I better hide the sugar).

Potty

Now, I understand how the rabbit can binge so much food (I am a tad disturbed that his poop has a smile).

Envelope

The rabbit open my job's paycheck (now he knows how much money to take from me).

Pencil Bag

The rabbit wants to convert all of my jeans into pencil bags (I need my jeans to survive this winter!).

Celery

The rabbit is helping the lion to keep on a diet (sadly, the rabbit does it to torture the lion).