Turkey

The rabbit says this bird is all his (how can he eat a whole turkey?).

Hourglass

The rabbit says my time is up (I think he has been watching too much Wizard of Oz).

Battery Tester

The rabbit wants to check to see if I am still living (that won't work on humans, I hope).

Ants

The rabbit claims the ants are his fans not pest (I don't think bugs care).

Wicked Witch of the East

The rabbit wants the ruby slippers and sell them on eBay (the rabbit would look funny wearing them).

Bucket

The rabbit says this bucket is for throw-ups (I won't be checking for my lost socks there anymore). 

Artichoke Hearts

The rabbit doesn't see how this food prevent the choking of hearts (it's arti not anti).