Remote

The rabbit will charge me a quarter each time I press a button (I am not going to be watching anything now).

Lemon

Life gives you lemons, the rabbit says, "Squirt it into people's eyes" (ahh, my eyes!).

Bottle Opener

The rabbit found another robot to bring about world domination (more like destruction).

Tokyo Rumble

The rabbit wants to be a street punk (Tokyo is in danger).

Legendary

The rabbit says he is the legend (I am too scared to oppose him).

Hi-Chew

The rabbit is hiding my hi-chew saying, "It's a wrapper saying 'ew'" (I want my hi-chew back!).

King of Tokyo

The rabbit is taking place of the gorilla (the rabbit would win as king of tokyo).